A while ago my friend Bonjovi asked me a question which asked: "Why do dingleberrys hurt so much?"

Well for the people who dont know what it is, lets inform them.
A dingleberryia a mass of feces in its solid state which has adhered to the hairs that encompass the rectum.

As for the pain, i am not sure of how exactly the pain is caused but i have a theory:

The pain could be caused from chafing, it could be that while in a mobile state the friction between the hardened mass feces and the glutes cause severe irritation. This may sometimes cause an embarassing motion of altering the positions of your frizzies in order to relieve the extreme discomfort.

My recomendation is a good soaking of the anal region and perhaps even a shower. If this is out of the question you may want to start thinking of Preparation-H™.

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